Saturday, August 23, 2014

Prithee, strips't thou with us?


YE OLDE WASABASSCO 
RENAISSANCE FAIRE
& STRYPTEASSE SHOW

Friday, August 29th at 8pm
at The Bell House - 149 7th St (bet 2nd & 3rd Ave), Brooklyn
Tickets: $20 | Advance purchase available here

My lords, ladies and gentlemen! Be ye weary of modern times? Dost thou long for nudity as t'were done in days of old? Let the lusty wenches and roguish knaves of Wasabassco take ye back to the time of queens, kings, and foam-rubber swords at Ye Olde Wasabassco Renaissance Faire & Strypteasse Showe!

Unhinge your armor and give a cheer for the comeliest lasses and lads e'er to grace the stage! Watch as they bust out of their bodices and tear off their tunics! Enjoy many fine activities - such as quaffing, guzzling, imbibing, carousing, swigging and chugging - whilst ye doublets drop and ye tassels twirl!

Visitors to Ye Olde Wasabassco Renaissance Faire & Strypteasse Show will also enjoy ye aire conditioning, ye flushing privies, and ye ample seating!

Starring: 
Albert Cadabra, Creamed Stu, Dangrrr Doll, Doc Wasabassco, Evelyn Vinyl, Hazel Honeysuckle, Legs Malone, Mala Morrigan, Nasty Canasta, Poison Ivory, Stormageddon & more

Monday, August 18, 2014

Well this is awkward ...

Naked Girls Reading presents
AWKWARD
Wednesday, August 20th at 9:00 pm


Revel in the literary embarrassment as Naked Girls Reading presents AWKWARD: 
join your favorite naked readers as they share compromising situations, unwieldy moments and faux pas galore, culled from the finest in classic and contemporary writings.

Host Nasty Canasta is joined by Gal Friday, Jenny C'est Quoi and Creamy Stevens for Naked Girls Reading AWKWARD
Indulge in the ineptness, glory in the gawkiness and languish in the literature of the luckless with the Naked Girls!


at Under St. Marks - 94 St. Marks Place, NYC
Tickets: $25 | 2 for $40

Seating is limited - advance purchase recommended
 CLICK HERE or call 212-868-4444

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Stock up on bug juice!



Are you ready for the summer? Are you ready for the striptease?

It's August, 1980(ish). School is out; it's time to grab your sleeping bag, pack a g-string, and head up north for eight weeks of sun, fun, and pantslessness - because at this camp, clothing is optional but a great time is mandatory!

Welcome to Camp Wasabassco, where the weather is hot and the campers are hotter, where the bug juice is 80-proof, and where the panties raid themselves. Our CIT's (counselors-in-tassels) will keep you occupied all through the long hot days and longer, hotter nights with a variety of activities guaranteed to teach and titillate. From arts & crafts to bump & grind, hiking and sailing to twirling and twerking, the summer of 1980(ish) is going to be great.

Camp Wasabassco: The best summer of your life happens tonight.

Starring: Nasty Canasta; Delilah; Evelyn Vinyl; Gal Friday; Chris Harder; Sapphire Jones; Mala Morrigan; Stache Novak; Penny Wren; The Fabulous Wasabassco Brothers, Doc & Ace; and The Hot Girls From The Camp Across The Lake

at The Bell House - 149 7th St, Brooklyn
Friday, August 1st
8:30pm doors, 9pm show
Tickets: $20 | advance purchase available here
wasabassco.com

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

In space, no one can hear you read.

Naked Girls Reading presents
SCI-VI V:
Naked Girls Reading
INTO DARKNESS
Wednesday, July 16th at 9:00 pm


Return to outer space for more in-the-buff readings of science-fiction classics, as Naked Girls Reading NYC presents NAKED GIRLS READING SCI-FI V: Naked Girls Reading Into Darkness. After four successful missions bringing stripped-down sci-fi to packed houses, the hit nude literary salon launches an all-new evening of time travel, bug-eyed monsters, metal men from beyond the stars, and much much more. 

Host Nasty Canasta is joined by Dangrrr Doll, Iris Explosion and brand-spanking-new Naked Girl Charles Stunning, as they explore strange new worlds of literature and boldly go where no Naked Girl has gone before - at NAKED GIRLS READING SCI-FI V: Naked Girls Reading Into Darkness


In space, no one can hear you read.

at Under St. Marks - 94 St. Marks Place, NYC
Tickets: $25 | 2 for $40

Seating is limited - advance purchase recommended
 CLICK HERE or call 212-868-4444

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Two boroughs, two shows, one night!





4TH OF JULY DOUBLE HEADER
PART ONE:
AMERICA F*CK YEAH! 4
7 pm at The Bell House - 149 7th St. (bet 2nd & 3rd Ave), Brooklyn

Meet us at Brooklyn's Bell House for our fourth annual celebration of the best that this country has to offer! The ladies and gentlemen of Wasabassco will fire up the barbecue and fling off their clothes for striptease salutes to the Great American Institutions: hot dogs, cold beer, tassel twirling and much more. Plus we welcome home trick ropin', bullwhippin' cowboy entertainer Chris McDaniel for a special variety performance, and fill up the kiddie pool for a group finale of epic proportions. It's all hosted by Doc Wasabassco in a Superman costume. (A real one, with red shorts and optimism and everything.)

As always, admission is free if you're dressed as Wonder Woman.

Starring Chris Harder, Chris McDaniel, Dangrrr Doll, Doc Wasabassco, Evelyn Vinyl, Mala Morrigan, Mischief Molly, Nasty Canasta, Nina La Voix, Pinkie Special and Sydni Deveraux

Bar open at 5pm | Show at 7pm
Tickets: $20 - Advance purchase available HERE

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PART TWO:
POST-FIREWORKS SPECTACULAR 
11pm at City Winery - 144 Varick St, NYC

JULY 4 at 11pm - join us for an explosion of striptease and spectacle more fantastic than a sky full of fireworks! The pyrotechnics come indoors as our most innovative performers take to the stage of one of Manhattan's most illustrious spaces for a show that will dazzle the eyes and senses. This unique extravaganza, hosted by the cast, is the perfect nightcap for a phenomenal holiday.

Starring Albert Cadabra, Amber Ray, BooBess, Doc Wasabassco, Dolly Debutante, Evelyn Vinyl, Medianoche, Mischief Molly, Nasty Canasta, Penny Wren and Sydni Deveraux

Doors at 10:45 | Show at 11pm
Tickets: $20  - Advance purchase available HERE

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Our tiny closets are your treasure trove!



Wasabassco's Indoor, Booze-Adjacent Costume, Craft & Fanciness Yard Sale
Saturday, August 2nd from 3-5pm
at The Way Station - 683 Washington Ave., Brooklyn

The performers, professional costumers and OCD crafters of Wasabassco are cleaning out their closets - which means you have the chance to take home some handmade fabulousness on the cheap! Stop by The Way Station for a Saturday afternoon cocktail and join Dangrrr Doll, Dolly Debutante, Nasty Canasta, Evelyn Vinyl & Hazel Honeysuckle for a studio sale of gently-worn showgirl fabulousness, civilian finery and everything in between.

Featuring one-of-a-kind handmade items - costumes (corsets, gloves, dresses, headdresses), clothing (aprons, suits, knits), accessories (purses, jewelry, fascinators) - and craft supplies (feathers, trim, knitting/millinery supplies, buttons, findings & more), all at low prices.